The MacGregor's Ballad
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2024 1:29 pm
Sung to the Tune of Cher's 'Half-breed'
Mah father
was a power boat
Mah momma
was a sailboat that float
The stinkpots all laugh
say my motor’s 2-stroke
The blow hards tell me
my pointing’s a joke
Hayalf-brayd! - it’s wut they call mah boat
Hayalf-brayd! - don’t care, cuz to me it’s real dope
Mah father
was a power boat
Mah momma
was a sailboat that float
The stinkpots all laugh
say my motor’s 2-stroke
The blow hards tell me
my pointing’s a joke
Hayalf-brayd! - it’s wut they call mah boat
Hayalf-brayd! - don’t care, cuz to me it’s real dope
